wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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