Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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