he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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