is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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