i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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