I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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