I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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