I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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