What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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