I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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