seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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