have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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