if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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