she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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