I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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