Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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