I feel like I'm in dance class right now
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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