Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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