I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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