She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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