it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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