M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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