does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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