I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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