we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am in a vortex of obligation.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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