forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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