Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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