even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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