wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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