She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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