we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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