Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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