you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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