I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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