it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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