is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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