which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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