I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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