Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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