wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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