I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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