I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I wish you could order shots online.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
