3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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