they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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