i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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