its not stalking. its research.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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