I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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