Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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