Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
