You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
This is the high leading the old right now
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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