this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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