My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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