Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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