you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
