love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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